Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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