When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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