I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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