I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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