the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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