this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Randomize
