I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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