end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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