So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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