Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just had sex on a roof
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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