I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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