piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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