Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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