i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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