Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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