what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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