Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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