Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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