OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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