Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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