is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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