Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
