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(216): View more from Ohio

If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..

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(336): View more from North Carolina

you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them

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(925): View more from California

I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.

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(616): View more from Michigan

they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter

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(417): View more from Missouri

Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room

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(708): View more from Illinois

It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!

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(317): View more from Indiana

Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?

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