yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
