dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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