I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
its not stalking. its research.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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