God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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