two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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