My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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