She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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