I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
foreskin is a definite game changer
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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