you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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