It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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