You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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