I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My Sexting was not on an AP level
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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