I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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