You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You can't motorboat a personality
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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