You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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