My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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