Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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