Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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