I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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