Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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