I hate all girls vehemently.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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