fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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