She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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