just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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