I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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