I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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