i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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